oh, wonderful spam
August 2, 2008I’ve been looking closely at the spam that Google manages not to block lately. On one hand, I’m disappointed Google missed one out of nine thousand this month, but I’m also a little glad, as this kind of thing shines a bit of happiness onto my internal image of spammers. I mean, this is nearly poetry! I can picture literary snobs in a thousand years or so trying to analyze this kind of thing. This will be normal, and all emails that don’t contain gibberish will be put into a folder by themselves by future-Google.
Wait, who am I kidding. Google probably will append a few smaller companies they acquire onto their name for good measure. Like, Googlesofthoo - Mart.
Anyhow, here’s the message:
From: “Michelle Swain” <KathleenurbanHolley@cantonrep.com>
To: <webmaster@razorfrog.com>
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