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so, while waiting for vista to install on three computers of different setups here at ITS, I came across this little known fact: cephalopod biomass has recently surpassed human biomass. you know what that means? THERE IS MORE SQUID BLUBBER THAN HUMAN! (question: do squids have blubber? I don’t think it’s called that).

so, obviously, squid are taking over the world. it’s a fact. our president probably is one. that would explain for the strange mannerisms, and perhaps the lack of intelligence? no one ever said that squid are smart. just slimy.

the logical conclusion is then that as squid will soon rule the planet, they must be behind the promotion of windows vista. because they think that is what should run their robotic land-exploration devices (something like this), as they can get a good volume discount (apple only has a nice family pack, no take-over-the-earth-pack, like microsoft does). therefore my case in point, squids like transparency.

and I really need this.